I just finished cleaning up a small boy with 'explosive falling out of his diaper coming out the back' diarrhea. The best part is when you think you've got it all and you find a smear in another unexpected place.
And about half an hour prior to this I was cleaning up a room full of puke. Another small boy. You know it's bad when you open the door and it hits you before you even see it.
We're now out of spot shot.
I'm thinking of outfitting them in garbage bags. Too much?
If you need me I'll be bathing in bleach.